Title: John Doe Zine
Publisher: John Doe
Issue Numbers: March 2005
Page Size: 5.5" x 8.5"
Page Count: 48
Printing method: Black and white photocopy.
Binding: A dang rubberband that will, in the not-so-distant future, dry out and break.
Price: Email the publisher.
Email: johndoezine at hotmail.com (Use the @ symbol with no spaces around it instead of the word "at".)
Web Site: John Doe Zine
John Doe presses onward with another not-so-short stack of Western wonderfulness. There’s a lot of Colorado, Iowa, Nebraska and Wyomin’ action in here, folks, with articles on the Nunn Skate Jam, Ask John, Sac Museum (No, not ball sacks. Something about flight simulators.), Chip’s Panties (A dog panty pull.), Cobra Booze, Skatepark Vermin (Featuring a girl who does the splits all over a skatepark.), More Bar Shit, Crunk Juice (Brains splattered on 1970s porn mags.), Rebel Leech, Scion Life (Toyota is ashamed to put their logo on this car.), 5 A.M. Beer Call (Getting drunk in the mornin’.), More Branding (How to brand yourself. Literally.), Tailgunner (Pseudo rock star signs sloppy boobs.), MLK Day, Getting Old (Old people.), This Bullshit (Snowboarders damaging skateparks by packing snow around rails.), Snow Beer (Chillin’ a 40 in the snow.), Matlock, Frontside Indy Quiz, Fucking Fly-Outs (Youngin’s constantly flyin’ out at skateparks.), Video Grab, General Dodge House, Golden Spike, Henry Doorly Zoo ("Fuck skating with a pro. Go to a zoo with one."), Omaha Steph, Poop Slide, Black Angel Monument (Cemetery Goth hangout.), Butts, People Are Fucking Stupid (Parking dilemmas.), Bar Breasts, Skateparks, Dolphin Wang, MySpace.com and more skate photos than you can shake a shaker at. Another goodin’, Mr. Doe. Keep ’em coming.