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Gnaw on This!

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What the sizzitches, bizzitches? We got the perfect king bling ring fo' yo' fing. It's called Gnaws, and it's a panther head-shaped ring with a rhinestone insert and a Pure logo engraving on the inner band. Fling it on your fing then stand up and sing with plenty of zing that it's your favotie thing.

Oh yeah, and buy one today at your friendly neighborhood skate shop.

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(20) responses to: Gnaw on This!

  1. 1st
    I want That Ring!

    Hughbert's Emeritar Hughbert Posted:

  2. 1st

    DEFYkid's Emeritar DEFYkid Posted:

  3. damm it 2nd no i was first before

    DEFYkid's Emeritar DEFYkid Posted:

  4. cool ring

    DEFYkid's Emeritar DEFYkid Posted:

  5. tercero!! 3rd!! i like that ring

    propaganda's Emeritar propaganda Posted:

  6. thats fucking fantastic!!

    candace's Emeritar candace Posted:

  7. 13 carats of pure gnarlitude, bizzitches.

    EmericaSkate1213's Emeritar EmericaSkate1213 Posted:

  8. bling bling bitches ... that ring is for all that lazzzy motherfuckaaas

    staygoldguy's Emeritar staygoldguy Posted:

  9. that ring is sweet but looks weird. i would sell it

    livefreeordie's Emeritar livefreeordie Posted:

  10. i would much rather have shoes instead of that...

    austin777's Emeritar austin777 Posted:

  11. that thing looks wierd...

    green14's Emeritar green14 Posted:

  12. sweet ring might gett it

    emericakrew's Emeritar emericakrew Posted:

  13. My bro has that ring!
    He also ordered a whole bunch for his shop.
    I bet that those things will sell fast.

    Taylor's Emeritar Taylor Posted:

  14. That's a lovely "MAN-RING".

    gabebauman's Emeritar gabebauman Posted:

  15. PIMPIN' MAN!!! depends how much it is fo sho tho.

    ipledgetoemerica's Emeritar ipledgetoemerica Posted:

  16. wow. sk8rchik777. you make all girl skaters look bad. i'm glad i'm not a girl. just looking at that name would make me feel dumb

    holyshitt's Emeritar holyshitt Posted:

  17. sk8rchik777 still wants to lock me up in a cage to rape me yet says I'm going to commit suicide when there is nothing to do it with

    livefreeordie's Emeritar livefreeordie Posted:

  18. G

    harmonics's Emeritar harmonics Posted:

  19. Hahaha
    Livefreeordie is sick. Why would I wanna rape you? You probly have HIV or AIDS, you diseased little man whore.

    I have nothing to say to holyshitt, except fuck off.

    Taylor's Emeritar Taylor Posted:

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