Spanky Blab 2

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iskateseattle: Do your feet ever get really stinky after a day of skating?
Sometimes when I go on tour, I forget to bring socks, so they get pretty stinky.

derek: Did you have to work hard to get where you are, or did things just happen?

It was a lot of hard work, but there was also a lot of good fortune involved. But it wasn't really hard work, cuz I was doing what I wanted to do.

Icetre: Why didn't you go on the Wild Ride this year? I was lookin' forward to seeing you!
I had a family emergency. I really wanted to go, but sometimes family comes first. After Wild in the Streets, I joined Heath [and the other bikers] on the ride home from Chicago.

alivekennedys: What would you order for your final meal?

Tofu scrambled hash.

alivekennedys: How many times during the day do you look at yourself in a mirror?
I've never seen myself.

zacharypoopman: If you knew you only had one day to live, what would you do on that day?

That's a good question. I would go to Giraffe Manor in Kenya. That's where all these giraffes roam around.

zacharypoopman: What do you do when you like a girl and she says she just wants to be friends?
Change her mind. Just put on the charm.

zacharypoopman: Who's your favorite overall person in the whole world?

That's a hard question.

zacharypoopman: Do you write poetry?
No, I don’t write poetry. Sometimes when I'm drawing, I write down sentences that sound good to me. I write down my thoughts and make them sound a little poetic, but I definitely don’t write poems.

zacharypoopman: Are you a vegetarian?
Yes, but I do eat fish once in a while.

zacharypoopman: What do you do when someone wants to fight you?
I guess it depends on who that someone is and what the matter is. Either fight 'em if the cause is right, or talk your way out of it.

Stereotype: Do you ever go through periods when you're not skating good and you hate it; but then after a short while, you go through a period where you're landing everything thing and loving it? That happens to me a lot.
Yeah, sure. I go through ups and downs. I can't recall ever hating skating, but it does get frustrating sometimes.

livefreeordie: How many girls did you nail in high school?

I dropped out of high school because there wasn't much nailing going on.

alivekennedys: What would you do if a girl grabbed your ass at a demo?
I guess it would depend on the girl. I'd maybe throw her a wink or something. I'm not really into that sort of thing at demos.

livefreeordie: Narrow shoes or wide shoes?
In between. My foot's not exactly narrow, but I don't want to look down at a big, fat sausage, either.

AKsk8er: Why didn't you go on the 2006 King of the Road Tour?

I just decided to go to New York to shoot photos and hang out with friends.

englishjosh: Do you think you are living life to the fullest? If not, then how could you do so?
I was just thinking last night about how I've been really enjoying the past couple of weeks. I have no regrets about the levels of fun I've been having lately. I've just been spontaneous--traveling around, skating a lot, having fun with friends and seeking the un-boring.

SilentSkater: Do you like sloppy joes?
No, I don’t like sloppy joes, cuz I don’t eat meat. My aunt used to always make those and everyone would get all excited, but I'm not a big onion fan, either.

AKsk8er: What was that big joke about you and Carrot Top?
I was dating this girl--a musician named Chan Marshall--for a while, so Ed Templeton and Giovanni Reda joked around and made up fake stories about me hanging around with B and C list celebrities like Carrot Top.

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(38) responses to: Spanky Blab 2

  1. first.

    rhysbalevicius's Emeritar rhysbalevicius Posted:
  2. responders

    Poster's Emeritar Poster Posted:
  3. good but too short

    emericanpatriot's Emeritar emericanpatriot Posted:
  4. cool

    kronenberg's Emeritar kronenberg Posted:
  5. Spanky is a very cool dude i must say

    mikethedyke23's Emeritar mikethedyke23 Posted:

    markous's Emeritar markous Posted:
  7. HAHAHA, ace, he answered one of my questions!!

    englishjosh's Emeritar englishjosh Posted:
  8. woah, he answered all of my questions...nice.

    alivekennedys's Emeritar alivekennedys Posted:
  9. I must suck at life or something. He didn't answer any of mine.

    k-dog's Emeritar k-dog Posted:
  10. That was cool. I didnt ask no questions but I shouldv.

    green14's Emeritar green14 Posted:
  11. I didnt know spanky was a vegitarian

    emericabakerskater123's Emeritar emericabakerskater123 Posted:
  12. ok ive got another question why didnt he answer my question?

    ipledgetoemerica's Emeritar ipledgetoemerica Posted:
  13. it was good but too short

    Knobber's Emeritar Knobber Posted:
  14. Sweet interview but too short...

    Enjoy90's Emeritar Enjoy90 Posted:
  15. spanky gets more ass than an ass factory in china

    dudernahada's Emeritar dudernahada Posted:
  16. sweet two of my questions

    livefreeordie's Emeritar livefreeordie Posted:
  17. spanky what happened to you i used to think you were cool

    nj3flip's Emeritar nj3flip Posted:
  18. spanky what happened to you i used to think you were cool

    nj3flip's Emeritar nj3flip Posted:
  19. spanky what happened to you i used to think you were cool

    nj3flip's Emeritar nj3flip Posted:
  20. the bryan herman one was better

    sierra's Emeritar sierra Posted:
  21. Man, that answer to the question about how many girls he was nailing in high had the best response ever.I actually laughed out loud! And to think that I was over here worried that Spanky was changing into a jerk, boy was I wrong. He is still as cool as can be. He's like the james dean of emerica. Hey kevin, if you die young then you would be a legend! Just watch Pauly Shore is Dead.

    PhilCollinstwice's Emeritar PhilCollinstwice Posted:
  22. Nice...2 of my questions were answered!

    AKsk8er's Emeritar AKsk8er Posted:
  23. vegetarians are so cool

    proudlyPinoy's Emeritar proudlyPinoy Posted:
  24. very little questions..


    kittyROMERO's Emeritar kittyROMERO Posted:
  25. sweet ive skated at the spot spanky is at a copla times

    zVgoSkaTeVz's Emeritar zVgoSkaTeVz Posted:
  26. probably wosnt even spanky.wahay goin to prissick plaza im middlesbrough on saturday.that thing with the questions wos crap.agen. probably wasnt even spanky.just sum guy!makin up stuff.dnt listen to me.can if you want to. 'will you be my freind'?

    kikinfrogz's Emeritar kikinfrogz Posted:
  27. on ly mesin about the last thing.dnt wanna be freinds with some nerd 'skaters'.(says me sarcasticly cos if you read it without this you would think this wos bein serious,your a bad nerd) stink of cock jake mitchell if you ever reed this!wahay liverpool liverpool.i hate ppl.who support them but dnt cum from there unlike me!so for hrtin any1s feelings!hahah losers

    kikinfrogz's Emeritar kikinfrogz Posted:
  28. geezus that wos a big message wasnt it? ppppppppphhhhh

    kikinfrogz's Emeritar kikinfrogz Posted:
  29. any body who says sumthin rocks is a bad nerd so dnt day it @8o/

    kikinfrogz's Emeritar kikinfrogz Posted:
  30. erl

    kikinfrogz's Emeritar kikinfrogz Posted:
  31. tht was the best one yet, spanky's a pretty rad dude. His shoes are sick.

    skatemore101's Emeritar skatemore101 Posted:
  32. That answered some pretty good questions, but it should have been longer, thanks kev.

    1kidinEmerica's Emeritar 1kidinEmerica Posted:
  33. sick.

    grems's Emeritar grems Posted:
  34. do u know any skater with premature grey hairs?

    kangy's Emeritar kangy Posted:
  35. haha, way to go kevin i didn't know you dated chan marshall.

    twazzer's Emeritar twazzer Posted:
  36. Sick interview yo!

    Spankster's Emeritar Spankster Posted:
  37. yo.... i know skaters with premature grey hairs.
    why does that happen?

    eth's Emeritar eth Posted:
  38. holy shit he was actually dating cat power

    jaryn's Emeritar jaryn Posted:

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