Not So Secret After All

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What are the odds of a sick new spot getting built right under your nose? A friend of Emerica tipped us off to a brand-new spot that was reportedly just completed and ready to skate. Not ones to let an opportunity go to waste, Heath Kirchart, Kevin Long, Braydon Szafranski and Brandon Westgate were down to roll, so we jumped in the van and went to go check it out.

Heath Kirchart at Maloof Money Cup
Heath forgot about Casual Fridays.

Unfortunately, we weren't the first to arrive. Seems like others had caught wind of the freshness and beat us to the punch. With the Internet, nothing can be kept secret these days, I guess.

Brandon checks the scene at Maloof Money Cup
Brandon surveyed the spot before diving in.

Unfazed, Heath, Kevin and Brandon got to work. Braydon, always the showman, took center stage and proceeded to call out the deeds of his fellow Emericans.

Kevin Long wallride at Maloof Money Cup 2009
Unfortunately, no one was around to witness Kevin ripping.

Heath Kirchart, Brandon Westgate and Mike Vallely at Maloof Money Cup 2009
Heath and Brandon did their best to ignore a random bum lurking the spot.

Kevin Long eyeing a floating hamburger at Maloof Money Cup 2009
Kevin just couldn't stop staring at the floating hamburger. Come on Kevin, leave it alone.

Braydon Szafranski and Dave Duncan at Maloof Money Cup 2009
Braydon pondered the mysteries of the equilateral triangle with a total stranger. You can always count on Braydon to start a discussion on practical geometry.

Of course, word spread fast that Emerica was in town, and it wasn't long until the spot started to heat up. Crowds of innocent bystanders became victim to the hypnotizing spell of skateboarding as a once unknown spot suddenly became the center of attention. Not one to get sucked up into the hype, Ed Templeton showed up to give his fellow Emericans some much needed support.

Brandon Westgate at Maloof Money Cup 2009
"Look, beat it, buddy!" Brandon told the hecklers to hit the road.

Heath Kirchart wallride at Maloof Money Cup 2009
You've never seen this spot before: Domine Kirchart blessed the wall with his holy wheels, then headed back to the van and filed a TPS report.

Ed and Deanna Templeton at Maloof Money Cup 2009
Ed and Deanna Templeton curiously looked into a black box, not realizing that it had captured them, frozen in time for all eternity.

Even Ed couldn't calm the masses, so after a successful session, we had to get out before things got too crazy. At a certain point, you just have to understand your position and relinquish the controls. Hopefully, we can keep the secret a bit longer next time.

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(14) responses to: Not So Secret After All

  1. oh yeah

    bobu's Emeritar bobu Posted:
  2. first btw

    bobu's Emeritar bobu Posted:
  3. nice update foxxyz

    Joe's Emeritar Joe Posted:
  4. Kevin haha

    Vlad's Emeritar Vlad Posted:
  5. Heath got to talk to kobe bryant !!!

    Cory Martinez's Emeritar Cory Martinez Posted:
  6. did you see braydons hair!?

    Nick Sanders's Emeritar Nick Sanders Posted:
  7. is spanky wearing diablo

    Silas "Atty" Rowland's Emeritar Silas "Atty" Rowland Posted:
  8. Heath is well on his way for a promotion.

    Nathan's Emeritar Nathan Posted:
  9. lmao
    halfway threw i was like wtf!

    braceknot's Emeritar braceknot Posted:
  10. Awesome skateboarding checked it out hope to see all the emericans again soon

    bakeremerica's Emeritar bakeremerica Posted:
  11. hahah sick post! WTF is braydon thinking hahaha

    Strange Days's Emeritar Strange Days Posted:
  12. no kobe bryant got to talk to heath!!!

    jake's Emeritar jake Posted:
  13. brandon!!!

    flower's Emeritar flower Posted:
  14. Lmao random hobo = Mike V look at the tats and board!!

    Davin's Emeritar Davin Posted:

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