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Blast Off!

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Blast Off!

Yeah, so on Easter Sunday, my Uncle Snaggletooth was cooking up a batch of meth out in the garage, when all of a sudden, the whole house blowed up real good! CNN interviewed some experts, and they said that the explosion was bigger than 1,000 atomic bombs. Half of our house plus the whole backyard and pool got launched into orbit. Hell, I barely managed to grab onto the bottom tip of the big ol' chunk of land as it flew away. Luckily, I grabbed my skate, and now I get to blast my airs higher than ever, thanks to all of them zero G's. NASA should start launching their rockets with meth labs instead of the Atlas and the Saturn V. They'd probably save a lot of the taxpayers' money--and that's a good thing!

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(7) responses to: Blast Off!

  1. I can relate

    tony's Emeritar tony Posted:
  2. Public property DEFILED! How dare you!

    FOXXXYZ's Emeritar FOXXXYZ Posted:
  3. "Public property DEFILED! How dare you!"

    What? I drew 90% of that artwork.

    Poster's Emeritar Poster Posted:
  4. you might as well make this an insole graphic.

    and i know that's a whiteboard you trickster.

    miles's Emeritar miles Posted:
  5. thats a cool pic

    Joe's Emeritar Joe Posted:
  6. So can we skate the pool in space?

    joe's Emeritar joe Posted:
  7. the thought of using meth as a combustable fuel source as a means of going places where we have never gone before tickles my anus to the degree that my ass-hairs stand on end and all the and i give butt-birth to all the dingleberrys ...a dewdoo a munth makes ni@%erlippities taste of c@*t

    bowie8338's Emeritar bowie8338 Posted:

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