This is for you Hardcore Emericans that still look at things on this site.
Stranger on the bus
Mascara to cover up those Cigarette wrinkles
You're already on the internet. Might as well
I saw Verbal Abuse the other day.
Bassist looked like Jake Phelps
This guy looked like Sheckler's Douchebag dad.
Emerica will kick my ass
She's a stranger
Caught him eating dinner. Now he's on the internet for you all to see.
So,We found this guy just laying on someone's steps. He didn't look alright, he wasn't responding. So we called the Police, which I'm guessing wasn't a Punk Rawk move, but we made sure he was breathing and then the Police came and ended up waking him up. He smelled like alcohol.