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Does this bro remind you of anyone?

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this bro has gone through every possible scene phase in the past few years, so he reverts back to hip hop- which he vaguely remembers being cool in fourth grade. signs of his previous flings with the "scene" are still apparent in his plugs, hidden tattoos and the swoop haircut that resides under his fitted cap.

inspired by icons such as pharrel and jay z, the faux hip-hopper runs his own urban streetwear line that mainly consists of googled images and all-over gold leaf printing. references to drugs, pop culture, and blatantly copyrighted images are a must.

he proudly displays his $800 bape hoodie which is, unbeknownst to him, a fake. his shop of choice is karmaloop.com, and frequently spends way more than he is worth on limited-edition nike dunks.

although he favors hip hop and lists his ethnicity as "of african descent" on myspace, he resides somewhere in portland and plays drums for a metalcore band. to make things worse, the faux hip-hop scenester doesn't know a single black person and fears for his life when one enters the room.

hmmm he seems familiar.........

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(12) responses to: Does this bro remind you of anyone?

  1. haha, ya!

    Lindsey's Emeritar Lindsey Posted:
  2. i hate people like dat...

    (Good-Bye)'s Emeritar (Good-Bye) Posted:
  3. I have a friend like that, more like two.

    I really don't care much for it.

    7teenagesmokers's Emeritar 7teenagesmokers Posted:
  4. posah!!!!

    biohazard's Emeritar biohazard Posted:
  5. kinda reminds me of ryan sheckler,someways yes,someways not

    Andy's Emeritar Andy Posted:
  6. HAHA that website is the shit it has all type of scene kids on it

    BAKED POTATO's Emeritar BAKED POTATO Posted:
  7. He should be rockin' some Volcom gear,and Vans that will never be skated.

    jgonzalez's Emeritar jgonzalez Posted:
  8. lol bout i dont get wat the message is
    like wat r u trying 2 say?

    motormouth's Emeritar motormouth Posted:
  9. hahahahaha

    Nate's Emeritar Nate Posted:
  10. OJ lawl

    Chris's Emeritar Chris Posted:
  11. cool

    STACI's Emeritar STACI Posted:
  12. i could fit a damn dick between those gauges

    CRAIG's Emeritar CRAIG Posted:

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