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I am Jakob T. A.ka. Cheese nigga. I skate for know body but me and GOD. Right now i am stuck in 9th grade learning useless shit that knowbody will ever use again in life after school, unless you are on some gameshow. I have no idea what i want to be when i grow up besides a skater, but these days you have to be top knotch to go pro(i dont know if i could make it). But im still going to try. I cant picture myself sitting at a desk all day or any job that has a boss. So if i dont go pro for skating, i am fuked. Emerica, please, these shoes could realy help me out. I have been skating in kmart $30 vans the past 3 months. Please help,

Top 5 with me.
Tv shows
built to shred
family guy
stand up comdy
chappele show.
cinnamon toast CRUNCH
captain CRUNCH
cocoa puffs
fruit loops(need marshmellows
walmart CRUNCH
transworld and now
any baker vid
fully flared
this is my element
waitng for the emerica vid.
Skate Teams
Girl(sorry for not sucking up)

The early bird will get the worm.

hit me up over at myspace.


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  • dude. it's all in the head.

    milk's Emeritar milk Posted:
  • umm... skate and create wuz about wut u made not about how creative the tricks were

    ben-figgy-figaroi's Emeritar ben-figgy-figar... Posted:
  • cause im not

    Willis's Emeritar Willis Posted:
  • No

    Willis's Emeritar Willis Posted:
  • I cant. I downloaded them and the guy deleted malto to like prove a point. Then him and transworld filed copyright against me.

    Willis's Emeritar Willis Posted:

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