SO i went shooting with my dad a while back

Im wearing an Emerica shirt it looks so fucking gay im surprised i didnt shoot myself

I cnat shootfor shit if i was in nam id be dead fater tehn private pile in Kubrics Full metal jacket or willam defoe in Stones platoon

My dad can shoot the shit out of the target i dont get it. everytiem the gun fired it scared th shit out of me and all the other peopels guns kept firing so i kept jumping aorund and shitting my pants