Ya Boy Dildo

About Me

Hey, my name's Mark and i'm a Dildo from planet Fuckopolis. We Dildos are Asexual which means we reproduce by having sex with ourselves. Our sole porpoise is to pleasure humans. I am also a skateboarder. Even though many people believe dildos can't skateboard i am a very skilled skateboarder. I am on this site to find some clients to pleasure and because i believe Emerica makes the best shoes for me to skate and do my job. You see, sometimes when i am up people's asses it hurts a lot when i get slammed in there numerous times so i need to wear them for comfort on hard slams and tight anuses. I tried working in some vulcanized vans and it hurt a lot. Well thats all, If you want me up your ass, hit me up and i'll make you an appointment

Sincerely,
Mark The Dildo

Homies

Rants

• You are a dildo!

  Ed Templeton Posted: 4 years ago

• i dont get it...

  'fraid so... Posted: 4 years ago

• wtf?!

  Kenneth Edwards Posted: 5 years ago

• ur a fag dude whats up with the dildoes?

  sk8steezy308 Posted: 5 years ago

• alright i'm sorry

  iridekrooked Posted: 5 years ago

• will you ever fucking stop?

  iridekrooked Posted: 5 years ago

• seriously man cut it out

  iridekrooked Posted: 5 years ago

• lick my ass bitch

  iridekrooked Posted: 5 years ago

My Steez

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  Heritic 3
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