Yeah, so on Easter Sunday, my Uncle Snaggletooth was cooking up a batch of meth out in the garage, when all of a sudden, the whole house blowed up real good! CNN interviewed some experts, and they said that the explosion was bigger than 1,000 atomic bombs. Half of our house plus the whole backyard and pool got launched into orbit. Hell, I barely managed to grab onto the bottom tip of the big ol' chunk of land as it flew away. Luckily, I grabbed my skate, and now I get to blast my airs higher than ever, thanks to all of them zero G's. NASA should start launching their rockets with meth labs instead of the Atlas and the Saturn V. They'd probably save a lot of the taxpayers' money--and that's a good thing!